Emergency Questions: 1001 conversation-savers for any situation

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As a youngster I was made to go and see the Queen drive past after she opened the Liverpool International Garden Festival. If you had the power to stop one disaster, would you prevent the Great Fire of London or the volcanic eruption that destroyed Pompeii?

Would you rather live in a society run by children ages six and under, or have to be tied to the wheel of a water mill and be spun around for the next 13 hours? Would you rather be the first person on Mars (and have life support and food but no means of getting home) or have everyone know that you were the person who was the dancing hand on the Eurovision Song Contest ? And which I mean, you can’t have gotten into the lift with them; they had to be in the lift you were in.The hair would be all the hair that has ever grown out of Jennifer Aniston’s head and body and you wouldn’t be able to trim or shave it off.

If you had to bum – either with your genitals or a dildo – one of the main characters in the TV show Red Dwarf , who would you bum and would you use your genitals or a dildo? To a humble biblical family like the Christs, wouldn’t that have been the equivalent of a roll-over lottery win? Of the four friends you chose to be in your Spice Girls band, and who you’ve given funny names, how many do you think would have chosen you to be in their Spice Girls band?Would you rather run a marathon or stay at home and eat a big bowl of ice cream and the ice cream has no calories and eating it actually makes you fitter than the marathon and they give you a medal at the end for eating the ice cream and it’s nicer than the medal you get for the marathon?